21. Female. Britney, THG, Fight Club, Friends, BtVS, PLL, Castle, Teen Wolf, True Blood, TVD, Orphan Black, AHS, Cowboy Bebop, Adventure Time, Orange Is the New Black.

Currently obsessed with: Adventure Time, Sparia (PLL), Cosima (Orphan Black), Troian Bellisario, Faking It, OITNB.

Currently reading: 50 Shades Darker. Pride and Prejudice. 1984. Ford County.
Currently re-reading: Catching Fire.

 

theresloveinhereyes:

here’s some advice… when a girl makes  you come the way that i do, you should always act thrilled to see her.

Anonymous asked
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

danofthetubes:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu)

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it